Euphemism Destruction

Translate the following Euphemisms:
-A good way to deal with solving equations with parentheses is to use the distributive property.
-Dude never shows up to class.
-Toni Morrison, Noble Prize recipient for literature, passed away in 2019.
-Newton came up with his mathematical description of gravity from scratch.
-Hamilton’s ability as a duelist left much to be desired.
-A patient that acquires a staph infection will pile on to the comorbidity factors of the original illness.
-Kafka’s writing is crazy.
-Bradley was able to con the German forces by moving his troops through the forests.
-It was quickly clear that Dr. Kenny was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Meh.

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